A to Zed

Because it beats working...

Attached or Single: Attached
Best Friend: Christi
Cake or Pie: Cake
Day of Choice: Saturday morning...all sorts of potential
Essential Item: Beer
Favorite Color: Blue
Greatest Accomplishment: Hasn't happened yet
Hometown: Des Moines, Iowa
Indulgences: Two fingers of Basil Hayden's on the rocks
January or July: July
Kids: 2
Life is incomplete without: Interesting food, travel, laughter, silence
Marriage Date: Redacted
Number of Siblings: 2 brothers, 1 step-sister
Oranges or Apples: Apples. Oranges are too messy
Phobias or Fears: I'm not claustrophobic, but I have a fear of being claustrophobic. What's that called?
Quotes: Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
Reason to Smile: Christi snuggling with a teddy bear
Season: Fall. Good weather and football's arrival
Tag Five Friends: I will not.
Unknown Fact About Me: I was a DJ in college. Not a good one, but still.
Very Favorite Store: Edenside Gallery
Worst Habit: I'm too modest.
X-ray or Ultrasound: Gamma rays FTW!
Your Favorite Food: I could probably live on chips & salsa.
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Bring it on, creatures no more threatening than coyotes!

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